Who's Who At Harlows

Harlow's: What's Your Name?

"L S"

Harlow's: OK.......ummm L S???, What's Your Occupation?

L S: "Test and balance tech for construction".

Harlow's: Are You Single Or Married?

L S: "I Have A Girlfriend".

Harlow's: What's Her Name?

L S: "Jan".

Harlow's: Oh...I get it now?

L S: "Get what"?

Harlow's: L S.......It's what your girlfriend Jan calls ya.....L S, short fot "Lickity Split".

L S: "NO! Larry Stanley....Do you know what F U stands for".

Harlow's: Yes I do believe I do.....moving right along..Do you have any hobbies?

Larry: "Poetry and Woodworking".

Harlow's: Ah yes, I've read some of your poetry....it's quite good?

Larry: "Thanks".

Harlow's: What kind of music do you like?

Larry: "Blues, R&B, Jazz, Rock & Roll, Hip Hop".

Harlow's: Who's your favorite band?

Larry: "J. Geils Band".

Harlow's: What's your favorite song?

Larry: "Whammer Jammer".

Harlow's: What's your favorite song not from the J. Geils Band"?

Larry: "I wish it would rain by The Temptations".

Harlow's: What's your favorite color?

Larry: "Red".

Harlow's: What's your favorite movie?

Larry: "House of cards".

Harlow's: I've heard of it but never seen it, what's your favorite part of it?.

Larry: "All of it".

Harlow's: Who's your favorite actor or actress?

Larry: "Sidney Portier".

Harlow's: What's your favorite sport?

Larry: "Baseball".

Harlow's: What Team?

Larry: "Cards".

Harlow's: Springfield?

Larry: "St Louis".

Harlow's: Is there anything you would like to do that you havn't done?

Larry: "Bat against Nolan Ryan".

Harlow's: Think you can hit his fast ball?

Larry: "Probably not...I just want to feel the breeze".

Harlow's: If you won 50 million dollars what would you do?

Larry: "Make a difference in the world. With 50 million, you can make a difference in the world....someones world".

Harlow's: How about mine?

Larry: "Have you already forgot about the above L S and F U statement".

Harlow's: Oh.......Speaking of statements....I saw a post in The Book Of Harlow's that mentioned something about you and Jan at Ziggies. Is that true?

Larry: "Not really".

Harlow's: Not really? Well... you might as well set the record straight... Tell us the real story....What did happen at Ziggies?

Larry: "OK, It's all true with a few exceptions".

Harlow's: Hold on Larry. Before we proceed, to find out what we are talking about, go to Harlow's front page, click on "The Book Of Harlow's", then click "Enter My Forum", and click on the topic "I heard this is what happened before and after Larry's birthday party" OK, go on Larry....we're listening(snicker)

Larry: "Well the first part, Jan will tell you I have no problems there".

Harlow's: OK.....?

Larry: "The part about her saying that it was horrible and never being able to show her face at Ziggies again makes it sound like it was about................".

Harlow's: Go on Larry.....(snicker)cough(snicker)

Larry: "Well, you know, what we were doing and she got so embarrassed that she can't go back.".

Harlow's: And it isn't?

Larry: "No. No one seemed to care about that. I think it's because everyone is so drunk when they get there afer the bars, you know, no one cared.".

Harlow's: Well why can't she go there?

Larry: "Well, when she got down off the table........".

Larry: "Is she going to see this?".

Harlow's: Nawww

Larry: "OK, Like I was saying, when she got down off the table she started throwing plates, cups, and anything else she could get her hands on and they told her not to come back".

Harlow's: Throwing that stuff at you.

Larry: "No.....At the line of women that formed at the table yelling I'M NEXT, I'M NEXT, She went off on them like world war 3".

Harlow's: Well, That's All The Time We Have. Thanks A Lot L S....ah..Larry.

Well There You Have It Folks.

If you need a good test and balance tech,

Would Like help him make a difference,

Or would just like to hang out at Ziggies after Harlow's closes,

You Can Find Him At Harlow's.