Harlow's: What's Your Name?

"Eric"

Harlow's: OK Eric, What's Your Occupation?

Eric: "I'm A Bartender At Harlow's".

Harlow's: Are You Single Or Married?

Eric: "I Have A Girlfriend And She (censored) Rocks".

Harlow's: What's Her Name?

Eric: "Jenny....Did I Mention That She (censored) Rocks".

Harlow's: Yes, You Happened To Mention That. Do You Have Any Hobbies?

Eric: "Playing Music".

Harlow's: On A Radio?

Eric: "No, I Play The Guitar And Harmonica Man, But I Sing The Best".

Harlow's: What Kind Of Music Do You Play And/Or Sing?

Eric: "Rock -N- Roll Man".

Harlow's: What's Your Favorite Color?

Eric: "Red".

Harlow's: What's Your Favorite Movie?

Eric: "Clock Work Orange".

Harlow's: No (censored) Clock Work Orange Eh.

Eric: "Yep, Great Movie".

Harlow's: Who's Your Favorite Actor or Actress?

Eric: "Well I Really Like Jack Nicholson, But As Far As My Favorite......I'm Not Sure".

Harlow's: Who's Your Favorite Band?

Eric: "Stones, The Rolling Stones".

Harlow's: What's Your Favorite Song?

Eric: "Wow, I Can't Really Name A Favorite, That's To Hard....Ahhh...Sympathy For The Devil".

Harlow's: What's Your Favorite Song Not From The Stones"?

Eric: "Happiness Is A Warm Gun".

Harlow's: Is There Anything You Would Like To Do That You Havn't Done?

Eric: "Sky Dive".

Harlow's: Intresting, Matt Said He Would Like To Try Hand Gliding. So, One Of You Wants To Jump Off A Cliff And The Other Want's To Jump Out Of A Perfectly Good Airplane. Is Julie That Hard To Work For?

Eric: "HaHa. No Julie Is A Great Boss......".

Harlow's: Ummm, Were You Going To Say Something Else?

Eric: "NO! Uhhh No".

Harlow's: If You Won 50 Million Dollars What Would You Do?

Eric: "See The World".

Harlow's: What Part?

Eric: "All Of It".

Harlow's: I Saw A Post In The Book Of Harlow's That Said You Are Scared Of Babies, What's With That?

Eric: "Never Known Any, Never Been Around Any, Never Had Any, And I Never Will. So I'm Comfortable With My Happiness Of Being Scared Of Babies And I've Worked Hard On My Irresponsibility, I Don't Need One".

Harlow's: What's Jenny Have To Say About That?

Eric: "She Doesn't Want Any Either, That Could Be Why We Get Along So Well".

Harlow's: Well, That's All The Time We Have. Thanks A Lot Eric.

Well There You Have It Folks.

If Anyone Would Like Him To Sit In On A Song Or Two At Your Next Gig,

Would Like To Take Him Skydiving,

Or To See The World.

You Can Find Him At Harlow's.

And I'll Leave You With Eric's Words Of Wisdom.....

"Did I Mention That My Girlfriend (censored) Rocks".